The heat must have gotten to this guy in Florida, because the cops found he had stuffed more than $1,000 up his rectum in an attempt to hide it before he was arrested. Say what?!
Pattreon Stokes, 26, was pulled over for speeding and a 7-month-old baby was sitting in the front passenger seat next to him. Say what again!?!
The cops could smell marijuana coming from inside the car and ended up finding 197 grams of methamphetamine, rock cocaine and 4 grams of heroin. A scale was also found in the car… by the baby!
Stokes also had a small amount of pot, along with the large sum of money found on him. But the cops sure didn’t expect to find the money where they found it!
Stokes was charged with trafficking methamphetamine, trafficking heroin, possession of cocaine with the intent to sell, manufacture or deliver, possession of marijuana and possession of drug equipment. What about endangering a child?! He was arrested and taken to jail, where the cops eventually found all of the money on him that appeared to be missing.
“Detention deputies then noticed something quite unusual,” the cops posted on their Facebook page. Deputies quickly observed $20 bills falling from his buttocks area. We sure wish we could poo money!
After a “necessary but undesirable process for everyone involved,” the detention deputies located $1,090 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes’ rectum.
“Judging from Stokes’ mug shot, he looks pretty “bummed” about the whole situation. For all of our wonderful cashiers in our community, we apologize for giving you this terrible mental image today. If you choose to use gloves during your daily duties, we will understand!”
Stokes was eventually charged with smuggling contraband into the detention facility later, as well! We have a feeling this guy might be the butt of a lot jokes to come.
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